Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Crank dat

Since we're playing Energy tonight at 10:00, I am reminded of a movie that I recently stumbled upon a few weeks ago: Crank. It's about a guy who has been poisoned, and the only way he can stay alive is to keep his adrenaline flowing. Basically, he has to keep running around doing badass things or else he dies.

This movie pretty much has everything on my personal checklist for awesome movies:

- Boobies? Check. (Christian and Joel, I know this is important to you too)
- Dude from the Transporter, doing Transporter-like things? Check.
- Guy gets his hand cut clean off? Check.
- Lots of guns and car chases? Check.
- Couple having sex in the middle of Chinatown? Check.

All in all, an energy-filled 90 minutes...until he dies. Shit! Did I just ruin it?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I have nothing more to add

Thanks to Christian for finding this at Fuck You, Penguin (this is so much easier than trying to be creative myself):

Monkey Overkill

Monkey, I've got something to say, and it's about you biting that bar, and it's not going to be pretty.

You know, Monkey, if you had just sat there, like a normal monkey, you would have been cute enough. Hell, you could have even fallen on your back and put all of your arms and legs up in the air, and I would have been fine with it. But biting that bar? Fuck you. Just. Fuck. You.

So yeah, fuck you Spider Monkey...you're going down tonight. At 11pm at BMO.