Showing posts with label It actually could have used more boobies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It actually could have used more boobies. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Crank dat

Since we're playing Energy tonight at 10:00, I am reminded of a movie that I recently stumbled upon a few weeks ago: Crank. It's about a guy who has been poisoned, and the only way he can stay alive is to keep his adrenaline flowing. Basically, he has to keep running around doing badass things or else he dies.

This movie pretty much has everything on my personal checklist for awesome movies:

- Boobies? Check. (Christian and Joel, I know this is important to you too)
- Dude from the Transporter, doing Transporter-like things? Check.
- Guy gets his hand cut clean off? Check.
- Lots of guns and car chases? Check.
- Couple having sex in the middle of Chinatown? Check.

All in all, an energy-filled 90 minutes...until he dies. Shit! Did I just ruin it?