Showing posts with label Christian is a good sport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christian is a good sport. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2008

Christian refuses to waive no-trade clause

Citing "what's best for me," Christian has announced that he will not waive his no-trade clause, meaning that he will remain with Release the Hounds for the remainder of the season. This puts to an end the rampant speculation that Hounds GM Simon Maycock would engineer a trade by Tuesday's 3pm deadline.

"We looked at every different angle in terms of what my position has been and the situation of where I am at this stage of my career and all of that," said Christian. "I think at the end, I followed my heart and I just haven't felt the desire to go to any other team or play for any other team at this point."

It appears that in the end, he was swayed by his loyalty to the Hounds and the city of Toronto. "The Hounds have always had faith in me, ever since they brought me in from Zuma. Even when I pull out the money-maker, I know they believe I can do it. I can't walk away from that."

It was thought that the Beach team was looking to add him for depth, however, there may be more to the story. There have been whispers that the team most interested in acquiring Christian was MMV.

When asked about this report, Christian was quick to respond: "Fuck that shit."

Friday, January 25, 2008

A sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

From: Christian Parsons
Subject:  Re: Hounds @ BMO - Jan 28th

Simon,

I think the game is at 9pm, not 10pm.

2798     21:00 - 21:55     BMO A     Sofa King: We ...     Release The Ho...

- Christian


From
:  "Maycock, Simon"
Subject:  Hounds @BMO - Jan 28th

Hounds,

Semi-Finals next week, and we play the #1 seed...Sofa Kings!  Same roster as last week except Nadia back in for Connie.

Time     10pm
Versus     Sofa Kings
Place     BMO A

Roster

Guys     Chris, Tien, SImon, Joel, Christian, Austin, Owen, Marc
Gals      Nat, Bonnie, Lyanne, Nadia (in for Laura)

Subs

Marc in for Mark W

Simon


Christian correcting Simon on the schedule?  Has hell frozen over?  Are pigs flying?



How else to explain this?  I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that.

We must be headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

This must mean Old Testament, real wrath-of-God type stuff...fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.  Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness; earthquakes, volcanoes!

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!