A sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

From: Christian Parsons

Subject:  Re: Hounds @ BMO - Jan 28th

Simon,

I think the game is at 9pm, not 10pm.

2798     21:00 - 21:55     BMO A     Sofa King: We ...     Release The Ho...

- Christian

From:  "Maycock, Simon"

Subject:  Hounds @BMO - Jan 28th

Hounds,

Semi-Finals next week, and we play the #1 seed...Sofa Kings!  Same roster as last week except Nadia back in for Connie.

Time     10pm

Versus     Sofa Kings

Place     BMO A

Roster

Guys     Chris, Tien, SImon, Joel, Christian, Austin, Owen, Marc

Gals      Nat, Bonnie, Lyanne, Nadia (in for Laura)

Subs

Marc in for Mark W

Simon

Christian correcting Simon on the schedule?  Has hell frozen over?  Are pigs flying?

How else to explain this?  I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that.

We must be headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

This must mean Old Testament, real wrath-of-God type stuff...fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.  Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness; earthquakes, volcanoes!

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!