Monday, January 21, 2008

RTH Libs

Apparently, there could be stretches of time where updates on this blog are a little less frequent.  I know, crazy to consider, but still possible.  Anyway, should that happen, please bookmark this post should you require new material.

Pre-Game

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, but I've been [lame excuse] and so it's been tough to [lamer excuse].  

Anyways, big game tonight, Hounds!  We're playing [chump team] at [late time] o'clock at [field name].  So far, they've beaten [chump team] but have also lost to [chump team].  We definitely have to [expression meant to convey the need to try really hard].  Let's try to [verb] on our [adjective] stack offense so we can keep improving.

[And now here's a random YouTube clip that has something to do with the name of the team we're playing]:




Post-Game

[Positive superlative] game last night Hounds!  I was a little worried when [random mistake, loss of consecutive points, etc...] happened, but after that [negative adjective] start, we really started playing like [occupation].  I don't think we've ever played any better.  

Defensively we really played well, especially Owen and Joel who must have had at least [number] layout D's.  And could you believe that Austin and Laura both got Callahans?  And it seemed like Bonnie and Lyanne got something like [number] hand-blocks.

On offense, we moved the disc very [adverb], and had our share of stand-outs as well.  From Christian pulling out the full-field [currency noun]-maker, to Nat's [number] layouts we had it going on.  Then there was Tien successfully completing his [gymnastic tumble] pass for a point.  I can't believe I actually skied [their tallest and best player] to bring that down!  But the best had to be Simon and his [number] Greatests!  Simply amazing!

[And now here's a random YouTube clip that has something to do with the name of the team we just beat]:


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perfect post. Simply amazing. Loved it.

Christian said...

Wow. That was almost as awesome as when I (insert story about Christian drinking here)... and I never did see those pants again. But awesome nevertheless.