Hounds closed due to falling ice

Release the Hounds had their undefeated string interrupted on Sunday, as they had to close down to concerns about ice falling from the CN Tower. In the interest of public safety, Toronto Police has decided to shut the Hounds down for the time being.

"I looked up, and there was this huge slab of ice being blown around like a plastic bag." witnessed deep-threat Austin. "It was one of those days when it's a minute way from snowing. And there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this ice was just …dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever…"

So, when will the Hounds re-open? Captain Simon Maycock was optimistic, "I think that as long as we keep working the swing, making smart plays and limiting poor turnovers, then there's nothing that can stop us."

Will the Hounds be working on anything to get things going faster? Word is that they could be working on some plays to open up some space. "Let's just say, I've got an ace up my sleeve" CTU agent Chris said. When it was pointed out that throwing nothing but scoobers is not the best strategy, Loat stormed off, but could be heard muttering "better than those damn floaty passes..."

This is contrary to reports that the loss was due to them sitting around the house, doing nothing but watchingTV, playing Playstation 3 and eating pizza.

"We go out and always play with intensity," Bonners countered. "We're not a bunch of lay-abouts...Sofa Kings, if you may, that are going to rest on their laurels. We're ready for any challenge. We'll be back on Sunday."