Pre-Game
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, but I've been [lame excuse] and so it's been tough to [lamer excuse].
Anyways, big game tonight, Hounds! We're playing [chump team] at [late time] o'clock at [field name]. So far, they've beaten [chump team] but have also lost to [chump team]. We definitely have to [expression meant to convey the need to try really hard]. Let's try to [verb] on our [adjective] stack offense so we can keep improving.
[And now here's a random YouTube clip that has something to do with the name of the team we're playing]:
Post-Game
[Positive superlative] game last night Hounds! I was a little worried when [random mistake, loss of consecutive points, etc...] happened, but after that [negative adjective] start, we really started playing like [occupation]. I don't think we've ever played any better.
Defensively we really played well, especially Owen and Joel who must have had at least [number] layout D's. And could you believe that Austin and Laura both got Callahans? And it seemed like Bonnie and Lyanne got something like [number] hand-blocks.
On offense, we moved the disc very [adverb], and had our share of stand-outs as well. From Christian pulling out the full-field [currency noun]-maker, to Nat's [number] layouts we had it going on. Then there was Tien successfully completing his [gymnastic tumble] pass for a point. I can't believe I actually skied [their tallest and best player] to bring that down! But the best had to be Simon and his [number] Greatests! Simply amazing!
[And now here's a random YouTube clip that has something to do with the name of the team we just beat]:
So, if it's been awhile since I've updated the blog, just fill in the blanks for a brand new post.
2 comments:
Perfect post. Simply amazing. Loved it.
Wow. That was almost as awesome as when I (insert story about Christian drinking here)... and I never did see those pants again. But awesome nevertheless.
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